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Feb 2021
all my thoughts spin with the world
As though for a moment time collapsed
The things around me felt, relaxed

I feel my surroundings starting to spin
Like the world who wants to destroy us from within

It’s been over a second now. I feel my whole body floating
As I look towards the sky, I see not clouds but fluttering spies
They hide from the above and peer from below with their eyes.

A certain spy had quickly approached me to supply my pie.
as I fell from the air and just sat there feeling shy
I greet him saying hi.

The spy tried to fly but I had to deny and grabbed him with my tie
I asked him “where are thou pie?”

The spy shrugged with his ***** lips as though he had just eaten chicken strips
“Is- is that my pie!?”
I shouted with concern, scared of what it is I’m about to learn.
“Nigh” the spy looked suspicious as he proceeds to deny

“******* your mouth is filled with empty cries“
I snapped then pounded him on the ground locking him with my thighs”
“Although I am not wise my eyes can see through your lies.”
“You will now die right in between of my thighs”
“Anytime now you will meet your demise”

The spy tried to break free but the golden chef had very strong thighs
As he tries to  wiggle around, a sudden surprise had started to arise
It was his allies.

With sizes of that of a mountain, so glittery yet so majestic like a fountain
“Oh you fuking donkey”
The chef mumbled as he snapped the spies neck
“COME AT ME AND YOU WILL SEE FOR A SEC THAT THIS WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE THAT YOU HAVE CHECKED”

the spies flew around the chef and threw lots and lots of pies at him
Fast pretty Pies the size of that of them thicc thighs
“Ah ****” the chef exclaimed as he got brutally murdered by thigh sized pies

2 dead corpses were left on the scene, leaving it for the janitors to clean
It had been about 19 seconds now. I don’t feel anything.
Not my body not my thighs and certainly not my hand
To which I am hoping is holding a bunch of pies.

The world continues to spin as 7 minutes passed all my thoughts collapsed
But time kept going pretty fast as though nothing had happened from the past.
The moment which had just flashed inside my brain.
Was kind of vast so I just smashed it, Knowing it was my last.
Yes I indeed have made a Gordon reference
Larceny
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