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I Have a Sore Nose

Have you ever sat until some part has gotten really numb? It happened to me yesterday to the left cheek of my bum. At first I didn't notice until I tried to up and stand. What should have been so simple didn't go exactly as I planned. Initially I rose erect without any feelings of being sore. But that changed quite abruptly as my nose impacted the floor. I don't think I was down too long as the hurt still felt quite new. Initial pain was somewhat lesser from the grogginess as I came to. The doctor says it isn't broken and the redness will fade away. I hope it is so tomorrow as it isn't feeling any better so far today. For those there to witness much laughter was enjoyed by some, as I crawled into the ambulance to avoid walking with half a bum.
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Written by
tony-tweedy
M / Australia
Published
Jan 28, 2021
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Another one of those moments.... better out than in.... sorry

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#nose#numb#bum#humor#humour#laugh#joke
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