A Cop Once Asked Me Why I Had A Camera.
I Replied, "I Like To Take Pictures".
That Same Cop Asked Me Why I Was Shaking So Much.
I Replied, "I'm Talking To A Cop".
Alot Of Cops Have Asked Me," Why Do You Think I Pulled You Over.
"I Was Driving A Bit To Fast", Was A Common Response.
At A Party Cops Asked Everybody to Get Out Of The Room I Was In.
I Pretended To Be Asleep And They Left...
Only to Come Back A Few Minutes Later, Shine A Light In My Face And Say Something Like " If You Don't Get Up Now You Will End Up In Jail."
I Got Up.
and as our parents were on their way to pick us up
My friends and I sat in silence on the living room couch
Was the first time I ever asked a cop a question
"Is It Drunk Driving If I Coast My Truck Into The Driveway?"
he replied but my question remained unanswered.