Look at my roof
Look at my furnace
My furnace is working
I ******* in the shower

Please come outside and look at my roof
My roof is is not sagging
My roof is well sealed

Come to my house and look at my roof
Look at my furnace
My furnace is working

I'm warm in the winter
My furnace is working
I don't think about women
I ******* in the shower

I had a bad breakup
I'm now living free
My taxes are paid
I've no gambling debts

I'm not in foreclosure
Look at my roof
Look at my furnace
I don't think about women


Come take my hand and please come outside
look at my roof
No raindrops get in

I'm a new person
I plant lots of flowers
My roof is not leaking
I'll be dry in the winter

Tonight's  a full moon
I'll swim in the lake
I'll come back to my house
And ******* in the shower.