Call me Michael if it pleases you. Call me Daniel, Jack, I don't care. Hippy, nerd, creep, weird, gay, weak, loser, ******, fat, stupid, illiterate, anti-social, addict, dog, *******, anything. I've been called it all. Some of it makes me smile, some of it hides the shine in my eyes. But all of it is nothing, because I know you are human, and I, I am Marshall Coleson Blaine Hiatt.