Two saucy *******
We’re throwing out wishes
On a dark and stormy night

May your cup never be empty
May your courage be plenty
May we overthrow the alt-right

They went on carousing
Just buzzing and browsing
And putting up the good fight

Were they almost done drinking
No, just stopping and thinking
And hoping with all of their might

When who should apparate
But Donald Trump in a state
That shook the pair both at his sight

He was tattered and torn
His orange hair was shorn
His clothes three sizes too tight

He was battered and bruised
He was dazed and confused
His darkness had lost to the light

You’ve had it a coming
For a lifetime of dumbing
The witches laughed with delight

Thrilled down to their core
They just showed him the door
Pushed him out, got rid of the blight

Our wish just came true
He’s out, and we’re through
Some things do turn out all right