She is as beautiful as the summer rain is to a pluviophile.
She is as funny as your favourite meme.
She is as smart as a quote from your favourite theologian.
She is as complex as a Merge Sort algorithm.
She is as passionate as your favourite (love) song.
She's as gentle as the ripples on a midsummer stream.
She resonates with you like a Charles Bukowski poem you once read on the internet.
Whatever happens just be grateful you both met.