I’ve been online all night Venting but rarely contemplating the need to take a breath And think about how precious time is Instead you’ve riled me up You’ve grown more suspicious to me than a Beirut explosion The ramifications should be on a mass scale But the consequences are like a ripple in the Pacific Ocean Insisting “your ****” is fire But you’re completely evil, straight up deceitful Wait a sec How’s that offshore account? The one you said I should be quiet about One of the many secrets I learnt Since the days when you were living hand to mouth Shhhhh, oh sorry I must be leakier than the Panama lakes But unlike Justin no one’s going to find out the truth So what have you go to lose? You’re in a position opposite to Tony Blair on the stand Offering up lies by the mouthful So strong I think I’ve developed dysgeusia But I’m not part of the lap it up council My one aim is to watch you get cancelled Not like a Fawlty Towers joke or a Winston Churchill statue More akin to scraping gum off the bottom of my shoe As ruthless as Netflix axing it’s number one arrival Even if it’s presence has a startling Glow Life lesson You have to make tough decisions in order to achieve ones survival And that means getting rid of any trace of poison Despite the scintilla affect you had on me That resulted in my fleeting acts of jocundity The concoction more often than not was noisome Since I’ve learnt Not all that glitters is gold and everything rusts eventually But I can’t wallow in an unhealthy state of bitterness That this social media obsession has given me It’s all white noise like a night on the sauce Let’s call this katzenjammer Now I’m face to face with my worst nightmares It’s time to show courage Step back to look forward in total belligerence Time travelling into the Georgia wilderness in 1972 if I have to That’s where I’ll find the rising shoots of deliverance