He's the man that showed me how to respect myself
By crying on the floor of the shower listening to Bruce Springsteen
He's the guy that protected me for creepy men
By destroying my friendships with colleagues
He's the man that sometimes flirts with me
By making up rumours about my Saturday nights
He's that guy who told me I was a nice girl and didn't deserve half the crap I get
As he walked backwards into the middle of the road.