You might not believe this, but I used to be obsessed with love songs. And I mean, blast-Colbie-Caillat-on-repeat obsessed. Crazy, right? Obviously, I don't listen to them anymore. It's too difficult. Somewhere between all the crying, and all the texts sent to my best friend saying "I'm so ******* done with him", and all the puffy-eyed faces that whisper sorry the next day, I can't muster myself to listen to those silly tunes anymore. They've got a cheery tempo, but they make me too sad. Ironic, huh. But love songs are manufactured and autotuned anyway. They tweak voices to fix falters and errors, then they come out polished and happy. Somebody should have told me that real love is not that simple.