A master of disaster, guru of my craft;
Staff-wielding wizard of all that is daft.
**** around and **** up and just not give a ****.
Realized my life is more than just **** for luck.
Some believe in karma, others reside in fate,
I believe I was named well to match my mind state.
Hate on my hand, counter balanced was the plan,
Descriptions of relationships, the ones I can't stand.
Metaphorically speaking, my life is such a ****.
Can U Not Tell? Its not just brash, but clearly blunt.
Its not all that bad, I know, its just hard for me to tell
Where all the angels are, if you're all living in my hell.