I have garnered such wealth as I have Through, if I may be so bold as to say so, A preternatural ability to observe and catalogue The foibles and follies of my fellow man (This hard-won sagacity not the product Of what I have learned as much as The sum of what others do not know of themselves) Yet, even though I believed I had plumbed the very depths of absurd behaviors, The prospect of kings--no, more than that, Kings among kings-- bearing gifts And complete fealty to some rank infant Rudely swaddled and propped upon damp straw Has brought even myself to bafflement. Understand, the charms of children (And the commensurate commercial usefulness) Are not unknown to me, But they are mercurial, undependable beings, As ephemeral as the light of stars Which allegedly acted as a guide to that trio of sovereigns As their retinues crossed sand and savanna (I sometimes chuckle to myself at the notion That perhaps unwarranted clouds Could have obscured the object in question, And that the triumvirate could yet be Wandering, searching, ruminating in vain) Such intangibles are nonsense, of course; Mere fol-de-rol entertained by those Who would disdain the heft of solid coin, The grit of good sand and dirt Providing the assurance of good footing As one saunters across the landscape Upon such a night as this,black and unilluminated As the aftermath of death itself.