hello, how can i help you? ... sure i can do that, do you have an account with us? ... i'm not sure Sir, did she leave a hint? ... well, i would but i'm not your wife. ... it means i have no way of knowing what her favorite book is, can we try another form of info? ... that's not listed here either Sir, aren't you a grown adult or do you get a kick out of lewd prank calls? ... you won't have to, i don't need this stress.
for B.J.P. -- the ones that teach you, who lift you up over their heads in good faith, these are their stories.