Once there was a elephant
Who tried to use the telephant-
NO!
NO!
NO!

I mean a elephone-
Who tried to use the telephone-
(Dear me! I’m not certain quite that I even got it right)

Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee,

I fear that I dropped the song-
Of elepho! and the telephong!