Come over here. We bought this love seat for a reason. No use in wasting such a lovely purchase. Good Lord, no. My only motivation is proper stewardship of our possessions, you gorgeous man. No, I don’t have secret agenda of snuggling and reading a book curled up in the nook of your arm. Just sit yourself down here and read your literature. We won’t talk. We will sit silently. Absorbing. Inhaling. If I reach over to your arm, don’t flinch. Just curl to my shape. Just grip my shoulder like it is a pen and you are a writer. Then write about my not-so-unknown intentions in your margins.