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Thanksgiving

by SirxKenneth88

Thanks! You really showed me who's in charge As I now deal with this goey, thick discharge And you really caused me to consider castration As days pass by while dealing with painful urination Thanks alot! Your moves were all really beautiful spectacles So much so that I now have painful testicles We were kissing, licking, twisting and twitching I guess that explains the severe anal itching Thanks, but You do show room for great improvements This I ponder while having unusual bowel movements You do know that this might cause us to divorce? I'm just so sick and tired of having painful intercourse But you still think you're all that and endlessly gloat? Hah, Id do the same thing, but I've got a sore throat But Thanks You've molded my spirit animal into a beaver Am I going crazy or have I contracted a fever?ย ย  I guess I'm just another one of your victims I wish I was lucky with no noticeable symptoms. Oh well! I guess that's it girl, I guess I'll see ya Thank you again, for giving me gonnorhea!
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SirxKenneth88
33 / M / Indiana, USA
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Written by
SirxKenneth88
33 / M / Indiana, USA
Published
Nov 20, 2020
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Thanksgiving is coming up soon. What is everyone thankful for? For some reason I decided to be thankful to my ex for giving me gonnorhea lol. Its just a fictional story though. I wanted to write about being thankful, but then I was reading something and the word gonnorhea came up. I laughed and thought I should write up a funny poem about being thankful for contracting it. I've never had it though haha haha! I looked up the symptoms online and wrote them down. Then wrote lines to go with each symptom. Voila... There ya go! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

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#std#gonnorhea#love#intercourse#lovemaking#oops#relationships#marriage#mistakes
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