Your
football team
is not
going to
win today because;

-"it's your birthday"

-it's your "anniversary"

-you're dying

-you "prayed"

-you had a slamming night of ***

-you didn't step on any cracks in the sidewalk

-you wore a certain shirt or some other stupid article of clothing

I'll tell you straight.


If your
football team wins?

They
will win
because they played better
than the
other football team did!

Sports fans...🙄

'Yours and everyone's concrete poet'
👷🏿‍♂️👷🏻‍♂️