Oh, to be a bear— to eat and eat and eat, gorging yourself on the fat of the land, until unrecognizable in your own corpulence; to just close your eyes and disappear, a tumultuous season passing by as you dream.
It seems so unfair. I could commit gluttony at dinner yet, come morning, awaken empty and needing.
How much time must transpire between opening my eyes and closing them again to be considered a new nap? Or have I succeeded at one big sleep with brief intermissions of disappointing wakefulness? Some say it takes ten thousand hours to practice a skill into mastery. I am a student of the ursine arts. All I care to do these days is hone this craft, still unable to drift away for whole seasons. A day or two may pass away, but I awaken faced with all the reasons I want to disappear. I close my eyes again. Oh, to be a bear.
And how does a bear know when the season is over, when it is safe to open eyes once again? How will I?