Your eyes greet mine with unsettling enthusiasm, their gaze beginning a dance that pirouettes around my chest, strokes my rib cage, and caresses my waist until they linger at my hips for a little too long. I see the corners of your mouth begin to turn. A sly smile emerges from your lips, but before any derogatory lyrics sneak through your teeth, I look away, begin walking, and breathe silently until my muscles relax from their quiet shivers, and my heart rhythm slows to a steady beat, hand still clenching the pepper spray anyway.