The cop
   traded in his Glock
   for a clock
right there on the spot;

And then sailed
   to Jobaloongma
   in the South Pacific-a
where he was immediately jailed

For not having a valid passport.
   He pled his case,
   and the judge had a sympathetic
       face,
and dismissed the court.

He then built a bungalow
   and let his beard grow,
   went sailing to and fro,
and made Jobaloongma his permanent
       home.