Now listen to the tale of Lila LaRue A tale that taught us to think before you do. A plump gal she was, weighed three hundred and three She had a strange love for berries, you see? She hopped down Yale Trail, And sat on stump Plop! Right next to Edward the grump. Edward was old, his memory fading and didn’t appreciate Lila’s space invading. “Lila,” he grumbled “what do you need?” “I’m looking for the old Yale Berry Tree!” He sighed and humphed and grumped and thought, “Kids these days.” The adventures they sought! He pointed to the left, and said ”follow the trail.” How Lila couldn’t wait to fill her pail! Lila ****** to her side, And broke into a run; She had to get berries ‘Fore the day was done. But then Edward shouted something she couldn’t make out so she lifted her head to see what it was about. But she tripped on a root And fell into a tree “Its old Yale!” Lila thought with great glee. She plucked off a berry, with a strange looking skin But what was stranger Was what lied within. The juice is too ****, she thought much too late. Then the grump found her, in her lifeless state. “Such a fool, that Lila LaRue. never read the sign, like I told her to do.” “Poisonous Berries, please do not eat.” The sign read, freshly painted and neat. Always listen to Edward for he is old and wise. “Never let a careless mistake become your demise.”