There was a Horses called Juan,
He was always a funny one,
He used to sit in the balcony thinking about life,
Might be thinking about his ex-wife,
One day a man called him fat,
So he did something about that,
He got his favourite knife and though it from the balcony,
Once in the air it easily slipped into the mans knee,
As the man was stopped in his tracks, screaming in agony,
Juan jumped off the balcony onto the man,
Reports come in Prince Charles age 71 has died from a horse on his head.