The facts have never been All too important to me, You see, It’s more about what I feel, And see and think in my BRIAN, -Which is BRAIN spelt wrong, Because doesn’t always work on cue- My BRAIN, That dictates the world around me, And the girls that **** me And the girls that **** me. And the girls that think the world of me and this mind, Or an admiration of some kind, Or so I hope, And no I don’t expect you to understand. Not like this, not without my hand In marriage? Hell no, a proposition, I hand you, So ******* and your little dog too, Cindarella, And I didn’t even spell your name right, Because the classics don’t lie, But I think lying’s fine, At least once, tonight. Tonight, I’m right, And tonight we’ll be just fine. So which one was the lie?