What did I say , what did I do .
Are you laughing at me or I at you .
You walked you tripped , I laughed when you slipped.
Your phone went left, your feet the right.
Your face went red , as I just stood with delight.
You came down with crash, a slap bang whallop.
All I could do was laugh at the trollop.
Sorry I did , I thought it was funny
To see you all covered in mud so runny