hello honey it's been a while has it not how have you been? me? oh, I've been crazy starving drunk and drunk and higher than a choir boys voice I'm so broke I've been smoking Pall Malls but don't worry darling, I'm not dead yet oh please do tell me about the hundreds of other guys and girls that you've been seeing they sound great I know I've been trying this for years but why don't we take us out for a spin? oh not yet don't worry I'll keep trying Listen baby I was thinking about you while you were gone it was all I was thinking about and I've got a feeling I'll see you soon I know it deep in the pit of my gut but until then, take care with equal parts love and hate your future lover