My birthday is in two weeks and I’m just waiting for the right moment;
You know that moment when you lean over and blow away the flames on your cake that you don’t even like because it has a layer of fruit on the middle?
When that measly second gives you a chance to wish your life away because every other method you’ve tried hasn’t worked.

So bring out the candles. Let me blow out the flames so that hopefully my flame burns out too.