I'm a rider - I ride
The pedaling kind,
so it is sitting but not always chill.
Well, chill maybe, but that's just me -
that's how I ride.

I'm a sweater - I sweat
The perspiring way,
so I'm naturally cooling, not knitted.
I roll skin up top, not wool -
that's how I ride.

I'm a looker - I look
The inquisitive way,
so I'm soaking in views, not a stud.
I'm average and curly as a blur -
that's how I ride.