She makes small talk feel like a TED talk She makes me feel like I know nothing at all She’s too smart for me I stumble when I speak I’m drunk driving through this conversation She is an agnostic angel I’m a whiskey priest But I only wanna get drunk off what she can teach And I don’t know if she cares about how I preach A lesson in pseudoscience in her backseat Leaves us in an afterglow of creative problem solving