Tibia or not tibia?
Is a stupid question
The one-two staff
Keeping the rhythm of life on track

Oh metronome of movement
The pair of pillars for the coda
And the reeds or pipes beneath
Catching wind under feet like Hermes

A duet will only do
Your solo career is a nosedive not worth investigating
(And monotheism is a dull state of affairs)
Better yet, take Paul to John:
You took your lucky break and broke it in two