you wear two eyepatches instead of a blindfold i look ridiculous
you invite me inside and step on my foot i buy you new shoes
nuance is dead i am tired of pretending to recognize subtlety
you should leave me to my hobbies of dancing around topics i care about, and playing ping pong with a table made out of people
i request we normalize stupidity like we do kindness and terror laughing through time as if it were linear i request a bed of nails for the back support