when no moon is the reason and it's that. you may be the first one on the moon of your own real mccoy. and oi vey ! you're about to have cancer but you're too busy dying from boredom ! you have straight teeth that crooked smiles get the ******* and the wisp of your future lays dormant in the huge bend of your sinister where the crimp is binding the pinch and the hole is dropping the gallstone into the pudding with your beast.