When you want to bump and grind, I would rather you do it from behind
The thought of your body thrusting mine....
Really puts me in a bind
Now I know why your single at forty
There Is nothing about  that's makes me *****
I would love to throw you in front of a bus
And watch pop like a big ball of pus
There it is you ******* *****
Now do me a favor and make this quick


Xoxo Morgan Humphrey