I have gathered all time tellers, grandfather clocks, alarm clocks, phones, watches - to tell you that : I have all the time in the world for you.
It might not be the most sophisticated way to say that I have an ear for listening and a heart for consolation, but don't be too skeptical with my methods.
Forgive me, maybe, perhaps, if I can't be so bold and concise. At least, now we've got all these antiques to talk about.