That's right we do have them,
they don't hurt in the same way,
but they're a pain in the ***,
and they **** up my days!

Some of us get grumpy,
some of us get easily ******,
some of us get sulky,
and it normally equates to this!

I feel ****,
when my gorgeous girl is away,
call me ***** although I won't be labelled as a ******,
why can't my lovely just stay!