Your sitting there cuddled up on the couch with my best friend Some brother You say she's different, you actually like her And I'm so happy that you found someone who makes you happy And I found someone too, he makes me happy And he's your friend And for some reason that offends you But I don't understand The story doesn't work both ways? "I know what teenage boys want" Well the girls want the same thing And I want your support, Just like I support you But I guess I don't deserve it And you do? Some brother All I want is to be your equal Be a **** brother