It wasn't that he didn't remember the lay of the land; Hell, knew it as well as his own name, (Even though, he noted with some disquiet, The pavement had crept a bit farther up Bootjack Hill, And there was a driveway or two, Not to mention the odd electric meter, That hadn't been there some years before) But there were considerations now, Things which needed to be taken into account Which, in his days of rattle-assing in these hills In his third-hand '75 Nova (Last of the Rochester straight-sixes, As so many bottles and cans raised in tribute noted Before he sold it to some kid from the neighborhood For fifty bucks, probably forty more than it was worth.) Had been under his radar, if not beneath his contempt, But he wasn't driving a beater with a cracked manifold now, And his hips and knees were less than amenable To changing a tire on a narrow strip Of packed dirt and gravel, And if you moved at more than a snail's pace up there, You could bust a brake line in short order, And if even you could walk to a point Where you had cell service, You had to convince someone from the garage in town To send someone up to those hills (He could just imagine someone on the other end After an incredulous pause saying You up where, now?) And he'd decided to tuck his car Into one of those **** new driveways (He'd have just K-turned it back in the day, But he knew those culverts were deep and serpentine) And headed back downhill, Reaching the Irish Settlement road (Itself only paved completely back in '84 or so) The drone of the tires on the tarmac Faintly irritating and mosquito-like.