My dad came home from
Work one day
He gave me a look
A look like something was up
He brings in the empty oreos
And asked me were did they all go
I looked at my stomach
He said I thought so
I told him they were creamy and good
He said I'm glad you thought so
I told him how I was going to save him one
But I decided to eat it instead
He said now that's quite the tease