There once was a race of cake men equally divided between birthday and wedding types, each born into whatever flavor was selling that day— usually chocolate or vanilla, but towards the end Neapolitan- whose faith was strong.
They succumbed to the next door country of cake eaters, who reveled in their two week long cake eating festival.
The eaters would line up with their forks and plates and slice off a big piece of cake men as they fled to the nearby country of pie people who granted them asylum and citizenship because their people were mainly rhubarb and mincemeat and we’re suffering through fruit blight that was destroying their fabled variety.
Soon the festival yielded to a full scale invasion. You see, the cake eaters were tired of waiting in the sample line. They ate the cake men to the last crumb.
With all the cake gone they ate the pies. But by then the idea of cake was a lie. The cakes were now mostly pies.
When the last forkful of pie was in the cake eaters mouth it screamed:
I will not be eaten by anyone who can not see my beauty.
The eaters never thought that a cake could be admired and never eaten. They had no sense of the art and beauty that was the filling of the cake/pie men’s faith
That last bite of pie became poisonous and from then on the cake eaters (who were now forced to make their own) could never fully have their cake and eat it without throwing up or dying. They were now forever doomed to eat their meat and vegetables.