Little Man breaks stuff
Little Man throws things
Little Man hits out when things don’t go his way.

Little Man does stinky farts
Little Man flicks Boogers
Little Man laughs at the word ‘****’ each and every day

Little Man sleeps with his head on my pillow
Little Man says I just love you
Little man needs me more than words can say

Little Man draws me pictures
Little Man hugs me when I cry
Little man loves me to sit and watch him play

Crazy one minute, cute the next
A proper roller coaster ride
Yet my great love for you remains the same
My Primary School Jekyll and Hyde