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Jun 2010
No- oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Stop trying to get in my pants
No- oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught you with your hands in my pants

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Drama-mamamia
La la oh lala
Stop staring I have no pants.

You’ve seen my ugly,
you’ve seen where I ***,
you’ve seen my thing-thing,
Hell no it’s not free,
You’re out of luck
(Luck luck luck, Your out of luck)

Don’t call my mama,
Lady im not your **** man,
Ive seen better loving in a bad movie scene,
Youre out of luck,
Luck-luck-luck
Youre out of luck
(Luck-luck-luck youre out of luck)

**** ***** I don’t want you,
And you know I cant stand you,
Your just so bad,  one hell of a chance,

You want my stuff and
All I can do is just wretch,
You and me don’t have  a hell of a chance
No-oh-oh-oh-oh
You want my stuff and
All I can do is just wretch,
You and me don’t have  a hell of a chance

No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
You wont get into my pants,
No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
You wont get into my pants.
Inspired By Lady Gaga's Bad Romance
Written by
Wayne Mitchell Jr
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