I can't tell you how many times I have done this before Sliced tomatoes with a dull santoku My ankle bells jingle My hips swivel And the tip of my pinkie Is gone "Will this erase my fingerprint?" I ask "No. Only acid can do that." Like from tomato juice Like from chlorine in a pool I am swimming in my own blood Practicing flip turns Watching it clot And drying off I turn a blue towel purple It was just a tomato It's not as bad as it looks And it tastes even better When I make panzanella
I cut off the tip of my pinkie.... At work. It wasn't that bad.