I'm a humble little Monkey I can't help it if I'm cute I just do my little Monkey things all day It may be that I'm amazing I wouldn't really know If it happens that things just turn out that way I never asked to be this clever So sleek and smart and trim I don't know why fate has blessed me with so much I can't help it if the ladies Melt when e'er they hear me speak And I don't know why they shiver at my touch I'm a humble little Monkey Please don't hate me for my looks Please don't blame me for my mesmerising voice It's not as if I made myself as amazing as I am I really didn't ever have a choice.
This is written with my tongue firmly in my cheek - I'm just feeling silly so I thought I'd write something silly.