Young guy of fourteen
Got paid five bucks
By a junior punker chick
Just to show it limp
Making one feel like a natural born ****
She said bet when it gets hard
It must get real thick
She was right about the ****
And wanna know what else is sick?
One freshman
Two senior ladies
Looking just like Mary Jane
And Gwen Stacy
This Parker of the Peter
That night kept his virginity
At the 18th birthday party
Of a certain Mr. Levy
But he still got into Gwen's mouth
Whilst M.J. was too busy necking to look south
Pretty close to a ******* there...
Well done!
Too bad the pair instead
Had to turn tail and run
Right as the fun had just begun
No statutory **** took place
Unfortunately
Those chicks just had to act with great responsibility