Right or Wrong it's my song

it can't be wrong
if it's right
If it's black
It can't be white
it can't be dark
if there's light
you can't maybe
if you might
If you are groovy
then you're out of sight
you can't be bumming
with so much delight
you aren't yellow
if you fight
you can't be short
if you're tall in height
If you're eating a cheeseburger
can I have a bite
If your cleavage is huge
then your bras too tight
you can't be dead
if you still have life
If you're single
you don't have a wife
it can't be a ball
if it's called a strike
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If you'd like
can you cut the tension
with a knife
If you like to smile
you don't have a frown
if it's right side up
it can't be upside down
if you're always sad
you can't be a clown
if no one hears you
do you make a sound
you can't be tired
while you're wired
always late to work
so you got fired
told your wife
you got laid off
but she knows
that you're a liar
cuz she went
to see your boss
on her knees
and now she's hired
you can't smell good
if you stink
you aren't dumb
if you think
you can't be chicken
if you're a pork link
If I lead
will you follow
If you ****
do you swallow
If you understand
You don't comprehend
that is all 
I think
my friend
or this song
will never end