I wanted my kids to gain knowledge
But they were more interested in trash
I knew that their life would be on the ledge
If they lived life so fast and rash

I tried to make them read many a book
I tried to make them engage in study
But it was not all that it really took
To make them gear up and be ready

Now I am old and have lots to tell them
I wish they would really take me seriously
For I have many ancient secrets to impart 'n tell ‘em
But they would never listen and take me seriously

Therefore I wish that I had Bluetooth in my brain
Just like how I have it; on my state of art mobile
For then with just the press of a key they could gain
All that that they have missed out, all the while

But then I realized that its not just old me
Who needed Bluetooth in my demented brain
But my kids too needed it just as much as me
To receive the data, images and information of gain

Blue tooth in the brain
Oh! How much they could gain
If we truly had Bluetooth in the brain
For then they would feel no pain.