Welcome to all my friends
To the era of inflated egos, my friend
Ego is the root of all trends
Anything & everything goes, my friend
Anything & everything goes without end

Everyone assumes they know it all
Everyone considers they are the best
Everyone thinks they’re standing tall
Though they fail the test

Welcome back my friends
To the era of inflated egos, my friend
Ego is the root of all trends
Anything & everything goes, my friend
Anything & everything goes without end

Every twerp considers himself a star
Every **** believes he is a top draw
Every one feels they’re the best by far
Though they are just made of plain straw

Welcome back my friends
To the era of inflated egos, my friend
Ego is the root of all trends
Anything & everything goes, my friend
Anything & everything goes without end

Every citizen claims he is king
Everyone feels they are above the law
Everyone feels they are the Thing
Though they may have many a flaw

Welcome back my friends
To the era of inflated egos, my friend
Ego is the root of all trends
Anything & everything goes, my friend
Anything & everything goes without end