OH, RAY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEED DID YOU DONATE YOUR HAIR TO SOMEONE IN NEED DID IT FALL OUT THROUGH STRESS AND STRAIN OR WAS IT THE BARBER TELL US WHITS HIS NAME
YOU’RE HEED IT SHINES LIKE SOMETHING NEW DO YOU POLISH IT IN THE MORNING OR IS EVERY DAY OR TWO DID YOUR WIFE RUN HER FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR OR DID IT ALL FALL OUT DUE TO DISPARE
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF HAVING SOME WIGS IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO LIAM CAN MAKE WIGS OUT OF OLD TWIGS DON’T HIDE YOUR HEED AWAY WITH SHAME IT’S NOT YOU FAULT YOU’RE NOT TO BLAME
EXPOSE THIS HEED FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT TO BIG IT’S MAYBE A WEE BIT SMALL COME ON SHOW US YOUR HEED IT’S A GOOD LAUGH THAT WE ALL NEED
RABBIE WROTE ABOUT PLACES AND LASSIES I WILL WRITE ABOUT THE HEED THAT SURPASSES PEOPLE COME FORM ALL OVER TO FIND THAT HEED THAT LOOKS LIKE BIG ARES THAT WAS LEFT BEHIND WE NEED THE HEED POEM BY ANDREW BENNIE