He was a rat, she was a rat
down in one hole we did dwell
both were as pale as a witch's cat
they loved each other well.
He had a tail, she had a tail
both long and fine
each said 'yours is the finest tall
in the world, except for mine.'
He smelt the cheese, she smelt the cheese,
they both said it was good.
both remarked it would greatly add
to the taste of our daily food.
He went out, she went out,
I saw them go with pain
what happened to them i never can tell
for they never came back again.