You are mortal, regardless of how you choose to go about it. There will be an infinite amount of time surrounding the beginning and end of your hilariously brief existence. The universe will go on without you.
You are one out of seven billion humans, inhabiting a planet we are slowly destroying, orbiting about an un-noteworthy star within a dull suburb of the Milky Way Galaxy— one out of billions, by the way— which is expected to eventually collide with Andromeda, flinging Earth like a ping-pong ball into oblivion.
No matter what you have done with your life, or how special you think you are, we are all born naked and screaming, and defecate when we die. You will eventually be a corpse. Your beautiful animate breathing body will decompose into something revolting.
If it’s any consolation, your mistakes (like your achievements) mean nothing. What have you got to lose? Don’t discard the fruit blemished only by one unsightly spot— Let its juices drip savagely down your chin; savor the frustratingly temporary sweetness that will never be tasted again.
Originally a school assignment, inspired by "Relax" by Ellen Bass