Note to self:
Tomorrow, go back to that store that sold you today and return it.
And suggest that they install a fitting room
Or something!
Because today didn’t fit.
The arguments stitched into every fiber are just cheap
And the anger and accusations are signs of poor quality.
The first rule of shopping is to never buy something
That doesn’t fit right
And certainly don’t buy something
That causes discomfort or pain.
So make sure you get to the store before it closes.
And don’t forget the receipt.